26 July 2011

Transformer 4: Dark of the Mall

Have you watched Transformers 3? Pretty confusing, isn’t it? For example, I can’t tell the good robots from the bad ones because they look pretty much the same. I can’t catch up with which transforms to what as the transforming process is so fast and the final product is so different from its original that I feel completely lost.

That makes me think of the Hi-tech Village as well, especially our favourite shopping malls. One evening, I had a movie date with a girlfriend and days before our date we had decided to head to Union Bar and Grille at IFC for some fatty foods and men-hating chat before the movie. We’d been there a lot of times over the years so we decided to meet directly at the bar. Turns out, I forgot my phone and when I got there, Union Bar and Grille was gone. What’s worse, my girlfriend just changed her number so I had to call a guy to hack into my email to find it. The stupidest thing I’ve done in the 21st century.

You know what happened to Union Bar and Grille? It transformed into a jewellery shop. It’s a million times harder to get a guy buy you a diamond ring than buying you a drink. Now one less place for central ladies like me to hang out. Quality of life downgraded from B- to D-.

Other transformers that make you wonder whether the Village has been attacked by some dark forces in the Universe.

Starbucks to Louis Vuttion at Pacific Place. Frappuccino transformed to luggage boxes.

Seibu to Harvey Nichols. Shoes you can splurge on transformed to shoes that will cause you bankrupt.

Kelly and Walsh to a greenhouse that is going to incinerate the only few readers alive. The original location of the bookstore, again, will be transformed to a palace of Our Majesty, Louis Vuitton.

Let’s pray the leather of the luxury goods can keep us alive when the Village has come to an end.


  1. One of the reasons why I like visiting your blog so much is because it has become a daily reference I can use in order to learn new nice stuff. It's like a curiosities box that surprises you over and over again.

  2. the other day I tried to book a table at Union Bar, after visiting their webstie...
    the calls get transferred to another new restaurant called An-Tico, but they did not even bother to update their website.

    1. you have my pity, dear. my hangout place has tranformed to Wanchai. at least i can have mexican and thai food which can keep my stomach full.


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