16 May 2011

A day in the life of a Lolbertarian

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the Environment Bureau. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the Water Supplies Department. Then, I brushed my teeth with that water, filtered to standards set also by the Water Supplies Department.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the channels regulated by the Communications and Technology Branch of the Commerce and Economic Development Bureau to see what the Hong Kong Observatory determined the weather was going to be like. I watched this while eating my breakfast of Centre for Food Safety checked and controlled food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Department of Health.

At the appropriate time kept accurate by the Hong Kong Observatory, I got into my Transport Department approved vehicle and set out to work on the roads built by the Highways Department, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Department. On the way out the door I deposited any mail I had to be sent out via Hongkong Post and dropped the kids off at the public school.

I parked my car on the street, paved and maintained by the Highways Department. Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the Occupational Safety and Health legislations imposed by the Labour Department, I drove back home which had not burned down in my absence because of the Buildings Ordinance and inspection by the Fire Services Department, and which had not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the Hong Kong Police Force.

I then logged onto the Internet which had been developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency of the US government and posted on Facebook about how SOCIALISM in labour protection is BAD because the government can't do anything right. Keep government out of my Statutory Minimum Wage!

For more information on Lolbertarianism, refer to the entry in Encyclopedia Dramatica (NSFW).

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