I found this little gem.
Oh! neat-o! An ad from Physical! The Super Fitness Center!! I have always felt that I can do with some extra muscle in certain areas. Yeah, why not sign up with Physical right? So yes, I am intrigued, what else is in the offer, Physical? Let's see what's on the back of this little thing? Shall we?
Huh? Corn on the cob? WTF? Is that how my thighs gonna be like after yoga? What? What's going on Physical?!
Colonel! What the F are you doing here!? While I was all for yoga + muscle and shit, out of the blue, the bloody Colonel came out of no where, and struck me like a true Jedi warrior with a $30 cash coupon for his finger licking good chicken!
WHY! Physical?! Why would you do that!?! We are not talking about a few piece of chicken nugget! It's a whole bucket of fucking chicken right there! The calories! It's over 9000!!!!! (Which I guess takes 900 yoga lessons to burn off, umm somebody do the maths)
A Fitness Center advert having a fast food chain promotion somehow gave me a mental picture, and the picture looks like that
On the other hand, it could well be a stroke of marketing genius:
Fast food ->Fattie--->Fatties go to Gym--->The hotness!! Rinse-->Repeat x 900
(Henry, ever got sue by a corporation that worth multimillion?)