
Recently, the case of a teen model being tricked into having sex “rituals” nine times by a Taoist Mao Shan master put me to further wonder. As a member of the Smarter Sex, I’m oh so unwilling to admit we can be this stupid to agree on having unprotected sex with an ugly guy thrice our age. Not to mention there are no 1000 thread count bedding and erotic candles, but probably cartoon-print bed sheets and smelly incense. Yikes.
As a result, I would like to adopt a more emphatic approach to deduce why some women fall prey to such mysterious trick, which I believe, had happened and will happen again and again.
The most probable reason is that some women, especially those aspiring to be models, tried and it worked. Others are convinced as a result. From the papers we knew the Mao Shan master was recommended to the victim by her friend. Doesn’t it tell us something? Maybe it’s not a trick at all. Maybe it’s a secret truth that yearns to be tested and proved.
Which leads to my conclusion, if my reasoning serves me right:
Sex does bring you luck.
Because:
- It releases the “feel-good hormone” endorphin, which gives you a positive outlook on every aspect of your life. Positive attitude attracts positive luck.
- It gives you an afterglow, and glowing skin is essential for modeling career.
- It may boost your pheromone production, which draws you a large fan base.
- It is a nice workout session for all your sexy assets. We all sell sex in some way, don’t we?
- It teaches us what works on our bosses (i.e. our beloved males) and what doesn’t, so that we can suck their purse with all our might.
I’m going to grab someone for some fortune making tonight. May fortune be with you in CNY. Muah*
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My mind went else where when i saw this...
ReplyDelete'It teaches us what works... and what doesn’t, so that we can suck their purse with all our might.'
Yes you may all suck my 'purse' with all your might.. but no teeth please..
Oh forgive me Bambi, I do think about sex all the time, yes every 5 seconds. lol
Good post, sister!
thank you, bro. thank you for being this specific but pls skip me the details next time.
ReplyDeleteI probably don't get what's written here in the original post. But basically I don't condone date rape or the sort. I respect the lady in all women even when they act like tramps sometimes.
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No, the devil is in the detail, I want all the salacious details, from experience or imagination. The teeth is good as long as they don't bite off part of your entertainment center down there. Doesn't the fear add to the excitement? Isn't it the whole point? They are rhetorical questions, don't answer me.
thank you for respecting the ladies. some date rape cases (esp with drugs and alchohol administered) are stronger but the two I quoted are weak. in fact the accused were acquitted in the end.
ReplyDeleteWhat I'm trying to say is, women should respect and get to know their own sexuality so that they won't give it to some Mao Shan masters but someone much more deserving. After some time, I also realised teasing guys too much but not giving in will piss them off and lead women to undesirable situations.
the teeth issue reminds me of another Fung Shui master. Yikes again.