22 February 2010

New feature!- How pissed off is Motherland this week?

Happy Monday, folks! I'm proud to present to you the very 1st ''How pissed off is Motherland this week''

Every week or two, maybe 3 (depending on how my ADHD medicine stockpile is doing.) yours truly will be assessing on what's happening around the World and just how our dearest beloved glorious motherland (PRC dudes, not Pandora!) is feeling about it.

But he's no expert in Chinese politic! I hear you say. To which I reply:

Hell yeah you are correct. In fact I'm no expert in anything at all.
But I will promise you this, like a true journalist (from Apple Daily), I shall be reporting with minimal fact and as much fabrication as possible in order to reach my ultimate goal which is post something in the pub weekly so Henry can leave me the hell alone to bring you the truth from the gut?

Enough silly introduction, time for some silly content.

This week, we look at the Dalai Lama's visit to the White House and just exactly how ''RAGE!'' our beloved glorious motherland is.

Things isn't going well when media around the world were quick to uses words like ''Anger'' and even official mouth piece of Motherland Ma Zhaoxu actually went ahead and started bitching bout it:

''The U.S. act amounted to serious interference in Chinese domestic affairs, and has seriously hurt the feelings of the Chinese people and seriously damaged China-U.S. relations

By God! That's why I was seriously in tears for the past few days. My feelings are seriously shattered!!!! I'm seriously sure something like this has never seriously happened before!! Right?

Hey I know that guy! He was the king of democracy or something.....

Is that Bill?

OMG! I can imagine Motherland must be soooooo pissed off right now!! Is this the beginning of WWIII? The NY Times mentioned that: ''China, which regards the Dalai Lama as an advocate of Tibetan independence, said that it was “strongly dissatisfied” and that it expected the United States to try to make amends.''

Strongly dissatisfied? Which is why Motherland also ''lodged'' a ''formal'' complaint to Jon Huntsman the U.S Ambassador to PRC. Strongly I supposed.

Make amend like how? Like sending 5000+ tourist to one of motherland's dying village in order to boost their economy and increase the sleaziness of Wan Chai?

That's some hardcore stuff!!! The earth is shaking from Motherland's anger!! (oh never mind is all that coffee I drank)

Looks like even thou, on the surface, Motherland is all bitching about Dalai Lama's visit, but in reality, it really isn't that big of a deal.

This week, I'm gonna give Motherland 2 1/2 angry Emperor's heads

Angry? Been there; done that. More like annoyed.

Next week, join me as we assess how Motherland is feeling about TVB's new 9:30pm drama. RAGE! guaranteed

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