14 September 2009

My open letter to my god--Gay edition


Dearest Lord and Savior,

I knew that you will be expecting the 2nd coming soon the 2nd letter coming soon. So here we here. This time I wish to ask you this particular issue which bothers me a lot:

Do u really hate gay people? Do gay people really go to hell?

And if gay people do go to hell because of their.. well... ''gayness'
then...

Do gay animals go to hell too?

I know we Christians like to refer to the Holy (yet man written) Bible when gay bashing and I'll be honest with you, holy or not, the bible did save my life more than a few times, and the message has always be awesome. However, people down here seems to enjoy quoting the bible SELECTIVELY to promote their own agenda.

It's actually rather easy to do, let me show you how.

Let's say I'm a gay bashing redneck, before I execute 50 gay men with my saw-off shotgun, I would most likely be quoting them this passage from Leviticus 18:22: and let them know you really hate them:

'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.

Fair enough the bible did said that, so off with your heads, gay men.

Now let's change the situation a little: My wife is about to divorce me, most likely will remarry a younger, better version of me in the future, I gotta find a way to scare her off so I can buy some time to steal the kids and run off to Panama Prision Break style, umm.. what weapon should I use...I wonder...I know!! this passage! Mark 10:10-12:

"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. 12And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery."

And what's no.7 in the ten commandments? Off to hell you ungrateful bitch.

Oh this is fun. Let's do one more, shall we?

I am a Red Lobster hater. I can easily scare off those seafood lovers with this passage from Leviticus 11:10-12

''Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you''


OMG! (that's you) A floating blasphemous castle capable of carrying out the devil's work!! We must do something!! Kill it with fire!!!

I guess you can see now, how easily it is to play this game, and how quoting the bible selectively when condemning others really is a hypocritical minefield, which the conservative seem to ignore.



Seriously, if the matter of attraction itself; let it be homosexual or heterosexual: Involve such complex psychological AND biological elements, (can anyone really explain why I have a crush on her? and is it wrong?) don't you think some people are jumping the guns a little in saying gay people are evil?

I don't know how you made us, but you sure didn't just simply put us together like an origami, (also I think someone lost the user manual a long time ago.) But you will be surprised at how many of us down here think that 'gayness' is just a choice, like committing a crime, former Gov. and MILF Sarah Palin thought so. Making it another with us or against us situation we human so enjoy putting ourselves into, will never help, if it does, feel free to let me know how. (u know my mobile no.)


If the male lion, the most macho animal you've created
(hey, they sit/sleep around all day, swagger around the the block a few times, look mean, occasionally get into fights, while their wives get food and take care of the children. nothing is more macho than that! Hakuna Matta!!!!) can somehow still managed to gay it up (Look at thos fur!!! fabulous!!), what chance do we have?

Oh and one last thing, if gay people go to hell, does it mean this guy is going to heaven for what he's doing? If yes, wow, man, just wow.

Love,

Eternally yours,

xoxoxo,

Eric








8 comments:

  1. those pics are so "4chan"....lol

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  2. Thx, yea u know me and 4chan had a history...btw hey, y dun u try commenting on the article instead of the pictures, tis not the Playboy magazine website, yes?

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  3. Your post is deceiving. You wrote:

    Mark 10:10-12

    "Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. 12And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery."

    This passage is completely wrong. I would like to know what edition you got this from. I will give you the correct version of the passage taken straight from the ONLY Holy Bible that hasn't been corrupted:

    Mark 10:10-12

    "And in the house his
    disciples asked him again of the same [matter. ]{10:11}
    And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife,
    and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
    {10:12} And if a woman shall put away her husband, and
    be married to another, she committeth adultery."


    This is an exact translation from the original texts. It refers to marrying "another" which in its context refers to another man. Back when people spoke proper English they used to say things like "I am betrothed to another". But they certainly never implied same sex. The NIV and all modern editions of the Holy Bible have been altered to be politically correct which of course are made of PURE EVIL. The only true Bible in the world is FREE and its called the KJV. Gays can follow the new books all they want and believe they are saved. Not a chance. All straights and gays have burdens to overcome. Jesus told us to deny ourselves and our desires to follow the Will of God. I can do it. You can do it. If you cannot do it, then you wallow in your Sin. It's that simple.

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  4. Your reasoning on this page is ridiculous. First of all, we are considered sinners. We will not be perfect. We are not supposed to eat certain things because they are poisonous to the body. Things that eat feces and such. That shouldn't be a big deal to avoid. Second, Fred Phelps is part of a satanic church. I, as a Christian, do not condone the actions of a "mob" that pro-actively condemns others. They give God a bad name and will likely end up in Hell for it. Jesus told us to love our enemies. And that we should do for the sake of God if none other. People can hear the truth in a positive way. It is their choice to ignore it. God will take care of the rest.

    I know of many closet gays who refuse to come out of it. They keep their Sin hidden for a good reason. GOD. They deny their burdens any control in their life. This in no different than straight people with lust for the opposite sex. Not everyone must marry. But they must abstain from sex. And many do. There is law and order that protects the spiritual growth that ultimately prevails after death. To wallow in Sin in this world is to deny the spirit. And once the flesh dies and rots to the ground, all that remains will be dim because of stupidity and neglect. Focus on your spirit since that's essentially who you are underneath it all. You are merely borrowing your human suit.

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  5. *facepalm*

    Make it double, maybe.

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  6. @Henry C

    You spew lies at someone you do not know anything about. It's like spitting in a dark room full of people. You are a prime example of ignorant people who like to wallow in Sin. Their only way to react to the Truth is by spitting poison at people. And the only religious people you can compare yourselves to are people like Fred Phelps. He is not religious. He is led by Satan and creates a false perception of Christianity. If you are smart, you will sit down and read the Holy Bible for what it is. Then you will see that we are not compelled to condemn you. We only tell you the truth. It is GOD's truth. He condemns you. And He will judge you as well, the same as He will judge me. The difference between you and I is the fact that I am compelled to deny my own desires to do good for the sake of others. And I hope it leads me to a better place someday. By the sound of your response, you think life is all about freedom. You have the choice to be free. But just because you have the choice doesn't make it right. Complete freedom is the same as lack of order.

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  7. Wow! Anon is totally gay. This post is pretty old, but if Eric would have asked me about this before he wrote it, I would have warned him about these American Christian types who get all worked up about the whole gays and Jesus thing. If he wasn't a repressed gay Christian, why would he be trolling the internet for stuff about gays and the Bible? Oh wait...I think Henry's the one doing the trolling at this point...

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